Monday, December 21, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Friday, July 31, 2009
oh life
Friday, July 24, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
JENS LEKMAN
"I picked home one last souvenir from South America, it's called the H1N1 virus. Wrongfully known as the Swineflue.
I was crossing the Atlantic when things started getting really bad, the fever was hallucinogenic and shaking me like a leaf and I grabbed the sleeve of the Air France steward. "I'm not feeling well, I should see a doctor" I said and the reply came as a brilliant mix of death anxiety and french rudeness: "Uh, yes... Terminal D... go there maybe... when we land". After that the stewards and stewardesses took long detours. A ring of empty seats formed around me. Peoples eyes were kind but determined, they read "Poor you, I really wish you all the best but if you come near me or my kid I will have to stab you with this plastic fork". I got up and went to the bathroom where I fainted.
Now I'm in quarantine for ten days. I can see the summer through my window and it's just perfect. Summer is always best through a window." -Jens Lekman
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Fluffy Lumbers
Sunday, May 3, 2009
evan scott put his hands in a blender
oh dear friend evan. so this is what you spend your time doing in new york city....